Ron Jeremy

Jerk the chicken, beat the meat, charm the trouser snake, ride the baloney pony. He taught me to never deck her with an unwrapped pecker- If your'e not gonna sack it, go home and whack it. It ain't the lenghth, it ain't the size- it's how many times you can make it rise.

His gripping, enthusiastic yet vivid portrayal of the biology and anatomy of the human body was expressessed ever so eloquently in his class lesson, "Porn n' Chicken". The way in which his obese, hairy sweaty belly lay atop his massively swollen, 10 lbs of dangling fury thrusting inside the sweet nectar of the lady box was both informative and enlightening. Then again, in the next chapter, "Tales from the Crapper" - He inspired me to learn much more about anatomy.